I’m pretty sure I will marry someone famous, or someone famous’ ex-
wife, or someone famous’ illegitimate daughter, or just a model who is
not really famous but gets us into all the Vogue parties. Or someone who
is absolutely so amazing that she is famous to me and that’s all that
matters.

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