I would like to save the world’s population of Cheetah’s. However I don’t want to do it your way. I want to do it one Cheetah at a time. Since those people who were graced with the natural presence of the Cheetah blew it and killed them all, why should we give them more? Why not give them to people who really want a baby Cheetah?
I could start my own Cheetah ranch, and no one would dare question my tact for raising Cheetahs. It has been brought to my attention by one of the most beautiful persons on this earth that baby Cheetah’s eventually grow into full on Cheetah’s who might accidentally endanger my future family. Don’t worry, I’m working on this one.
I’m gonna go make sure Penguins haven’t mysteriously dropped off in population. In the meantime, go save a Cheetah.
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