Last night at what I will presume was 3:27AM (because that’s when the alarm on somebody else’s car was going off out on the street, which both woke me up and annoyed me when it wouldn’t stop) my vehicle was broken into. When I walked up to the car and saw all kinds of things on my dashboard I was suspicious, when I looked at the passenger door and it was unlocked I thought somehow it was left unlocked the night before and I was to blame, when I got to the drivers side and the cab window latch was broken and there was Fun Dip on my seat that’s when I really started to flip out.

At the most recent count of stolen goods we have; 4 sunglasses (Tom Ford, Diesel and Macbeth), 1 five year old Snowboard, Random things I’ve designed, A tape adapter for my iPod, Cell phone charger, Power Converter, Automobile Emergency Kit Bag (Most the contents was left), Modern Amusement T-Shirt, Some of my mail.

And the list of things not taken/left behind; Holy Bible (Must have been religious), Brand New Burton Snowboard Boots, Marie Calendar’s hat (this was not present before the break in, more on this later), Alex Rodriguez Bat (Must be a Dodger fan), Soccer Ball and cones (Hmmm, where to go with this one… what kind of person would leave a soccer ball behind?), $4.28 in change, Flashlight/Jumper Cables/Reflective Triangle from Emergency Kit, Nordstrom Bag, Most things with my address/phone number on them.

My Truck is downstairs at the car wash being detailed. I felt so dirty just being in it on the drive to work that I got here, threw out everything that was in it, and took it straight to them. Hopefully I will feel better about it after it doesn’t feel/look so violated.

I will be hunting persons who work at Marie Calendar’s for the the rest of my life. If you ever see a cook at MC’s rocking a ModAmuse shirt and my Tom Ford’s, call me… I’ll come right over and show him why he should have taken the ARod Special first hand.

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