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In High School I had to do some sort of project with Becky Gibson (whom I owe immensely for making me finally realise how amazing Gavin Rossdale is) on Warren G. Harding. It had all the hits about corruption and the Teapot Dome Scandal involved, had his “Return to Normalcy” all covered. Most people have no idea who Harding is, but he was a President, who took over after a war, and helped ruin grammar as much as his cabinet helped ruin the Government. “Normalcy” isn’t a word, or it wasn’t before he decided to use it for his platform, and then he got elected by the largest popular vote percentage ever. I still know far too much about this man.

E.E. Cummings

“The only man, woman or child who wrote a simple declarative sentence with seven grammatical errors is dead.”

Anyway, relate Harding to whomever you feel applicable right now, but since I randomly wound up on this tangent, I wanted to tell you why Harding really sucked. The President before Harding? Woodrow Wilson. The President after Harding? Calvin Coolidge. The one after that? Herbert Hoover. Harding broke up the only chance we ever had for a four President run with double letter initials. Why couldn’t he have been named Harry Harding?

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