Randall Paul Jenkins, Esq. » Blog Archive » Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-06

I crave new FMyLife’s so much that I am now moderating the FMLs. What is wrong with me? #
I’m officially proclaiming my distaste for @igotpwnd; they rip off @fxxxmylife, steal posts, and spam people on twitter. #
Official video for Mike Dunn’s (@michaelpdunn) “The Queen”. This brilliance was directed by @daysuomi. http://tinyurl.com/cradlb #
Pretty pissed about this myself: RT @kyledavidson: @kaaat and @annelise Vegas, without me, again. I have no words. #
My email inbox refuses to have less than 30 messages in it. It’s driving me insane. #
Off to LA, I expect anyone in vicinity to stop by The Knitting Factory and see @williamtell play around 9:30. #
I never got the whole girl wearing and t-shirt and pretending it’s a dress thing. #
I am amazing at evading cars flying at me, just FYI I probably should have died back there. #
_____ Is The Reason. #
Knocking down the walls I build. #
THE BUNKER LIVES!!!!! (That’s the HD I thought I lost last week) #
Could I sue the city of Long Beach for false advertising because there are waves in the logo and none at the beaches? #
I’m a stray dog sick. Whatever that means. #
RT @randallpjenkins: @iamdiddy Diddy, we (@kyledavidson) just invented the official drink of Sprummer 2009, and it involves Ciroc. Let’s Go! #
Magic Grow Safari Animals are definitely a let down. #
On the way to Bamboozle Left, jamming new Holiday Parade. #
The Get Up Kids. Enough said. #
Why is there a Miley Cyrus song on my desktop? I’m fairly sure @frankgiaramita is involved in this. #
This is why I save boxes. #