Randall Paul Jenkins, Esq. » Blog Archive » Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-04

My new motto: “I don’t think you can hang with me, but I like your style.” #
This song changed my nineties. ♫ http://twt.fm/79246 #90snostalgia @brandnizzle @williamtell @sarahgreeneyes #
Quack attack is back, Jack. @jeffpenguin @kyledavidson #
Ducks v. Sharks, we’ll definitely be on TV, look for the headbands. #
Let’s go Ducks. http://twitpic.com/44znc #
Opening faceoff, Getzlaf pounds Thornton’s face. I think that’s a statement about that last game. http://twitpic.com/44zvy #
He’s not really there. #
Ducks win, and they play real Hockey, I’m talking to you Detroit. #
It annoys me that Armie Hammer is playing 2 roles on 2 CW shows (Reaper & GG). I realise no one else watches both shows & thus would notice. #
What the world needs now, is a new Frank Sinatra… #
Is it wrong that I kind of love the style of the girls in “Ski School”? #
FYI, by my last tweet, I meant the parts in “Ski School” where the girls were actually wearing clothes, what is this Blacks Beach? #
The ads on facebook with random girls trying to convince me they are in love with me are always girls who look just like girls I’ve dated. #
I think they use some crazy technology to track that and target me. #
Just built our own own HD antenna with @kyledavidson, looks better than cable. Shout out to @chadpearson for the inspiration. #cancelcable #
I know it’s not supposed to be humanly possible, but I’m still fairly positive I could drink a gallon of chocolate milk. #
OH in Long Beach “Hey, where’s the Hollywood sign?” Wow. #
Kelly McGillis; Broke my heart for the 2nd time in my life, well if her coming out of the closet now was her looking circa Top Gun. #
Getting ready for Ducks v. Wings. All those Euros better watch out. @markpenxa @aaronorion Prepare to be sad. #
Black Widow in my room, I think, crap, I need whiskey. #
I’m drinking and have The Starting Line on repeat, I feel like @danisaccountant would want in on this, I think @brandnizzle will soon. #
I’ll be taking Pioneerof The Nile in the Derby. #
I was off, barely, what a charge by Mine That Bird, 50-1, that horse can close. #
NBA Basketball is a joke. #
Let’s Go Celtics. Clap Clap Clapclapclap. #
I repeat: The NBA is a joke. #
Catcher. #
Amazing dinner provided by @mysadiebelle, along with amazing company @williamtall @txliz03 @brittmurray. #
That doesn’t even make sense. People are gonna love it. #
“Someone took one, I would never have 3 pictures on one side and 2 on the other” – @sadiemurray #
Knocking down cravings one at a time. Jamba Juice now, Frosted later. #
Triple OT hockey games are great, especially when you can basically pass out for 2 hours and not miss a goal. #
Ducks Win, Ducks Win! @markpenxa @aaronorion @jeffpenguin @kyledavidson @gordonbombay #
I just deduced that New Zealand is a continent. #
I’m starting a band called Secret Continents. Who is in? #
Carousing. #