Randall Paul Jenkins, Esq. » Blog Archive » Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-18

I find it completely hilarious how many people are confused by apple shampoo trending. Well done @markhoppus. #
I leave cups of water sitting on my desk for days, and then drink them all within a few hours. I’m now a little concerned if this is safe. #
The can Randall live off 4 hours of sleep experiment seems to be going well. Today kind of rules. #
Patrick Kane is ridiculous right now. #
The “Randall can live on 4 hours of sleep a night” experiment is officially over. Inability to do simple arithmetic. #
v. The E-mail Inbox. This is looking like the episode where I just about get defeated, and it ends in cliffhanging suspense. #
Reasons why Facebook’s fan pages suck (slash @mcuban is wrong): “Fan” pages for Mexican Food, The Beach, Clouds, etc. #
I’m listening to a band with the worst image ever, and naming the bands they wanted to sound like for each song. Thank you @rohankohli. #
This Parachute record is really growing on me, just inspired me to open up the blinds and let the day shine in. I think that’s a good thing. #
Anyone wanna ditch work with me tomorrow and go to the Red Sox/Angels game? Tickets are too cheap… #
I just thought everyone should know how cool @brandnizzle is. Find him and tell him the password “Swarley” for a free drink. #
Red Sox v. Angels. Let’s go Red Sox, now clap. #
We got a seat behind Jeter, looks a little out of shape. Yankees suck. http://twitpic.com/566up #
If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it. #
Tweaks, Changes, Edits, Mocks, Testing. Pretty much my life today. #
Super Mex is all the rage. #
When picturing the Craig’s List killer, @kyledavidson just pictured himself. #
Hollywood Park, watching the ponies run and winning, for now. #
Just hit the Trifecta and Exacta, you know how I do. #
I’m about to bet on a horse named DOLRDOLRBILLYALL. How awesome is that? #
Superfecta time! #
Yeah, I’m watching “Secret History Of The Freemasons”. #
Dear all of my friends who do, Stop hanging out at the Cha Cha lounge in Silverlake. Dear the rest of you, you were my favourites anyway. #
How much of a hypocrite am I if I show up at Cha Cha tonight? #
Sure are a lot of people on the streets of Long Beach tonight to watch the Earthquake. #