Randall Paul Jenkins, Esq. » Blog Archive » Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-29

How on earth is it noon? #
Booting into Windows never gets any less gross. #
Drinking Hot Chocolate on Pirates of the Caribbean, and it's hilarious. #
Our Home Theatre/Media Server setup might be a little ridiculous. http://twitpic.com/1acztj #
The Yellow Umbrella of Existentialism. #
As featured in the new Mazda3/MySpace promo… http://www.myspace.com/onthesurface #
"Sometimes you need to break hearts, Sometimes you need your heart broken." #
Blowing off dates to work on a Wednesday night is really awesome. Oh well, she was a Lesbian anyway. #
This "Free Energy" record is all I need in my life. #
It's not weird that I talk to my Roomba like it's a pet, right? #
Just (literally) ran into @djaybrawner on (literally) the streets of #DTLA. Literally. #
Just saw an advertisement on Facebook to "Become SWAT, $65k/Yr". That doesn't really seem like a fair salary, so I am passing. #
"I cant believe 'Tom Cruise' and 'Philadelphia' doesn't yield a top 5 result!" – @kyledavidson
"You might wanna try 'Tom Hanks'." – @me #
LAX to MCO to EWR to NYC. #
I want no part of coffee unless it's @dunkindonuts. #
Fine, I'm "that guy" that thinks 40 degrees is cold.
Sidenote: I just saw a girl wearing shorts. #whatiswrongwithyoupeople #
The Tim Burton exhibit at MoMA is spectacular, such brilliance. #
MoMA update: If this Marina Abramovic exhibit is supposed to convey the most disturbing thing ever, it succeeds. #
"I have a feeling we're gonna die tonight." And thus begins @rohankohli and I's adventure in Brooklyn. #
Nada Surf playing "A weight is a gift" in it's entirety is one of the most epic things I have seen. Everything should be like this. #
West Village. Cause it's nice. #
This, is… New York.. Or something. #
New York wins tonight. #
No does not exist in my vocabulary. Currently getting my ass handed to me on beer pong by @frankgiaramita. #
I give NYC cab drivers directions. #brooklynnewyorkcitywheretheypaintmuralsofbiggieincashwetrustcauseitsghettofabulouslifelookspretty #